The Dark Tower – Movie Review

The Dark Tower – Movie Review

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Chris Stuckmann reviews The Dark Tower, starring Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Taylor, Claudia Kim, Fran Kranz, Abbey Lee, Jackie Earle Haley. Directed by Nikolaj Arcel.

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midnightmosesuk says:

I really like Idris Elba and I've followed him ever since he appeared as Luther on the BBC detective drama of the same name. He's always great in whatever he's in but, he's no Roland Deschain. His casting is, for me, too much of a departure from the original source material. As he's the lead protagonist the film is already on shakey ground. As for the rest of the film, it sounds like they've half arsed it. They should've taken Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings as inspiration for how to make The Dark Tower. They could so easily made it an annual movie, like the Harry Potter films were, and done it right. It sounds like a real disappointment after waiting so long for a big screen adaptation.

STOOPID DUDZ says:

Past all the competition now pewdipie is next

Adam Haney says:

Shottiest review ever. Dude pretends he's read some of the Dark Tower series and then mentions the second book completely oblivious that the two best characters from the second book are completely cut out and seems perplexed as to why their are SK references to his other work would be in the movie. Don't bullshit us man. Just admit you're ignorant as to what the books depict and have no frame of reference.

charlie perlett says:

Do a Bronson review, Tom Hardys best performance and one of the best films to come out of England

TOMPMATHEWOFFICIAL says:

Dark Tower series is more suitable for a TV series rather than a movie franchise 🙁

REID DUDAR says:

I always appreciate your reviews. My GO TO YOUTUBE man for many reasons. Cheers.

Gabriel X says:

Chris Stuckman grew up with everything

mattrc77 says:

HO God, I don't know what I just saw?

kanyallhearmenow says:

I HEARD THAT THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE BLACK PANTHER GOT FIRED, AND PART TWO IS GONNA BE PLAYED BY RHONDA ROUSEY …COOL RIGHT ????? WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

devilmikey00 says:

I've read the books (albeit nearly 15 or so years ago) and I could tell from the trailer this was going to be an AWFUL adaptation. So the best I was hoping for was something that aped the characters and the ideas of the book and turned them into a decent movie. I've now read a few reviews that have dashed that hope. That sucks. Just go read the books, they are worth a look.

khaledking1019k2 says:

Why are you wearing…

a Captain Planet shirt?

Ry 11283 says:

Why did Sony have to get their shitty little hands on it and fuck this adaptation as they have? Sequel to the books they said, load of shit. This could have been on a par with Game of Thrones but as a film series, like what Peter Jackson had done with Lord Of The Rings. Or better yet, DC has their cinematic Universe, Marvel has their cinematic Universe, someone give us a King Universe, The Dark Tower could be The Avengers and Justice League of this idea. R rated and true to the books. Not this PG-13 attempt by Sony.

2012XF3 says:

So.. better than Emoji movie?

Jacob McMillan says:

Are you going to write a script for this one too? Dumbass

Waleed Albarakati says:

what if Idris elba decided to show us his Dark Tower ?

Thomas Rondon says:

FUCK Sony! I want the F4 in the Marvel Universe and until that happens I won't pay to see any of there movies. I may see it on cable that's it. I'm not buying there shit either. FUCK Sony! I curse those pieces of shit. FUCK EM!

Godwins Outlaw says:

'Epic Series' of books, not really.

Carlos Velasquez says:

"I think they should've just tried to make a great film."
C'mon. This is Sony we're talking about here.

bjeezy831 says:

Excellent shirt

h0ll0w0ne says:

Read the books!! That is not a suggestion Chris…

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