This entry was posted by HQ02 Staff on August 9, 2018 at 8:39 pm
A movie based on the recent myth, 4 girls summon the Slender Man, and now must suffer! Here’s my review of SLENDER MAN!
Are you trying to tell me that a Slenderman movie is… Good?
isn't slender man a meme?
I was there for all the Marble Hornets and TribeTwelve (and Everyman Hybrid) that really made the slender man mythos what it is and cultivated it from random creepypasta-dom using the Petrie dish of Youtube found-footage. I don't know how much the movie might comply with that mythos or if it just does it's own thing, but I don't know if I'll watch it. One of the scariest/coolest things about Slenderman that made him kinda unique is that the more you learn about him, the more you know about the Slender Man, the more likely he is to come after you. And there are side effects of him being around like deteriorating health (coughing/fainting) and memory loss (blackouts/losing time). and this was before Doctor Who ripped them off wholesale with the silence. It's more of an Eldritch horror, because it basically induces paranoia and it's all your fault because you kept watching the videos and reading and doing more research, trying to figure out how to stop it when it's already too late and you're just making it worse and the best thing to hope to do is try and forget…I don't know if the movie accomplishes that but I hope it kinda does.
Huh, and here I was expecting a trash fire.
Might take a look at this one.
Slender was boring to begin with.
was that?…..THEY'RE MAKING GOOD VIDEOGAME MOVIES!!!! 😀
The thumbnail is sooooo Jeremy! 👍
I'm shocked you gave this a thumbs up….it looks like a stereotypical teenybopper horror flick
3:12 no. the movie is awful, stupid and wrapped in a blanket of retarded.
Oh NO now I can’t see Jeremy as anything but “The study session” guy
Am I the only one who thinks it’s cute he thinks a majority of people still buy blue ray
dude. this movie was fucking awful. iots one of the worst thigns i have ever seen.
To be fair, the last words in Infinity War were an incomplete uttering of motherfucker.
Slender man might be the best video game movie made.
I'm kinda surprised
I thought this movie was about when those two girls killed another girl bc “slender man told them to”
@King Darkstalker yep
I never thought someone would make Botw comparison with Slenderman/Horror.
Slenderman is a Creepy Pasta
No intro spookie
Bill Cipher created Slender Man
There! You invoked the "actual" slender man.. orrrr was it slAnder man?
You have men one or two in comments section them slander men . lol
Is this spoiler free?
on the mythology bit: you'd be better off describing it as either a cognitio-hazard or an info-hazard from what I've seen of the movie. (SCP terms) hey actually has anyone done one of those 'describe X as an SCP' for slender? I know there's been one for FNAF
I just got back from seeing it an hour ago. It was better than I expected. I also appreciated the lack of false scares. I thought it was a pretty good movie. And it kind of has a message about how creepypastas spread through the media, like the 'virus' in the movie. Won't say anymore, but go see it. It was great.
Jeremy you should watch the 100 if you havent yet.
I really liked marble hornets. I don't understand why it's a group of girls in this one
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