Hotel Artemis – Movie Review

Hotel Artemis – Movie Review


Chris Stuckmann reviews Hotel Artemis, starring Jodie Foster, Sterling K. Brown, Sofia Boutella, Jeff Goldblum, Brian Tyree Henry, Jenny Slate, Zachary Quinto, Charlie Day, Dave Bautista. Directed by Drew Pearce.



OnlyBadSalmon says:

I’m going to see this movie entirely for the cast. Also cause if you ain’t on your grind and you flexin you’s a hater boi

Crono Sapien says:

Never even heard of this movie ‘till now.
It sounds interesting, at least.

Kyle Lundy says:

The cast has me hyped so I’ll check it out for myself

Speedy Gunz says:

When I first saw trailer for this, months ago, I actually thought this was going to be part of John Wick universe.

Anthony Sims says:

do the godfather trilogy

Robert Kessler says:

Chris do you shop at Hot Topic?

thunderexpress112 says:

I agree. There’s so many developments that could’ve been executed better that you walk away impressed by the cast and their chemistry with one another, but also underwhelmed by where the film eventually ends up taking you. If this were a 2 hour movie that allowed more time for the characters to reach their full potential, we’d have a real under the radar gem on our hands.

Orion6699 says:

Holy smokes Jodie Foster got old…

TVR Gaming / Xorro says:

He’s got an Oceans Eleven case I’m the background… are we getting an Ocean’s 8 review soon?

Konna Pap says:

Great video, as always! Could you please do a review on 'Berlin Falling' ?

The Atomic Nerd says:

Spoiler Alert: he gave it a C+

Bacon says:

Do Jurassic world fallen kingdom

Krys says:

Gonna watch it, strictly for Batista… The guy is subtly hilarious, which is perfect; "VISITING HOURS ARE NEVER!" LOL🤣

Don't Read My Profile Picture says:

Yesterday i told my friend that movies aren't just for entertainment and he totally disapproved me because i couldn't explain why movies aren't just for entertainment.

Crakatoot says:

i don't know.  This guy liked The Village and Lady in the Water and War for the Planet of the Apes.   And they were all terrible.   So I don't know how much we can trust him.

x9CRAZE says:

Review God of War on the PS4

TheCreepypro says:

not bad for a movie that came out of nowhere

ICanHasGnarGnar says:

This movie seems to be inspired by John Wick and it’s criminal underworld

Adamurquhart says:

Near a dark LA highway
Some blood in my hair
Warm smell of gun powder
Rising up through the air

And still those riots are happening faaaaar away
Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say-ay

Welcome to the Hotel Artemis
Shit, such mediocrity (such mediocrity)
Not bad enough for a hillariocity
There's no more room at the Hotel Artemis
Is it serious? (Is it serious?)
Nah, it just takes the piss

SwordQuake2 says:

John Wick ripoff

Kaleb Hancock says:

When will you do a jurassic world fallen kingdom review

Livia Leão says:

A hotel like this is not origial. John Wick had one.

SRrIN says:

so this is the backstory of that hotel form john wick?

African Delight says:

Do a WANTED hilariocity review

Carson Brage says:

Great review Chris 👍 can't wait to check this one out tomorrow night!

John Hillyer says:

Chris, you are the ONLY critic that I respect because of how unbiased you are. With that being said, I’m gonna pass on this film. I was really hoping that it would, if nothing more, live up to the amazing cast but clearly it doesn’t.
I’ll spend my money on Hereditary this weekend.
Thank you for taking the time to do all of these reviews while balancing school and life.

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