This entry was posted by HQ02 Staff on August 8, 2018 at 6:39 am
Yes, that’s actually the title.
Cocaine the movie
10:45 "Kylie O'Brien"? That looks like Kaley Cuoco
This is a movie made for the kids born with several severe mental deformities. Also rocks.
This movie is terrible , it is boring, its even worse that Lady In The Water, another fable for – -?
Dave Hood, the creator of the "Real Wheels – There Goes A…." children's educational series in the 90s, said it best about making content for younger kids:
"My approach from the very beginning was, and I told my producers this, if I do a children’s show, I will NOT talk down to kids. I don’t want that silly, stuffed animal approach that sounds like somebody talking to their little puppy dog. "
Apparently Kenn Viselman had the complete opposite thought process of Mr. Hood. OH yes, and speaking of Viselman, I found an interview with him right before the Oogieloves came out, where he talks shit about Pixar. You know, the studio that makes QUALITY entertainment?
Julie’s way of talking is so annoying
What’s J Edgar?
AAH! THE DEVIL!
I remember seeing ads for this everywhere: on TV and on NYC buildings. Even one commercial played Nicki Minaj's "Starships". All those ads only for $1,000,000. FAIL!
The biggest problem with this movie in my opinion is that there is no conflict, I mean there is no worst case scenario. I mean look at monsters inc, worst case scenario there is that the city will have power and no longer be in danger of an energy crisis……….. So I guess mike and sully are the villains of that movie when you think about it… Okay bad example. Worst case scenario in toy story is that both buzz and woody are destroyed by Sid and never get to be played with by Andy ever again. The characters don't have any conflicts so there's no consequences if they fail, worse case scenario here is just a slight disappointment for the pillow. And that's not a good reason why we should care if the characters succeed because we know that if they don't succeed nothing about the world will change it will just be sorry buddy but we were unable to get back your present, please forgive us.
You forgot Al Bhed!
5:15 Brad Jones: You're biased!
10:09 – Tesla!
"How many preschoolers are gonna know who J. Edgar Hoover is?!"
Then again how many children know who Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael are?
i saw a fucking my bedbugs plush at a go kart arena.
fuckin…..what is life.
I'm not the only one who sees an unidentified industrial looking barrel on the first kids bike, am I?
Even the Yugopotamians would be terrified of this movie (thumbs up if you get that reference)
7:52–8:16 He also got the idea from a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"Magic mirror on the wall, who writes the dumbest lyrics of them all?" LOL! I died!
The actors in this movie look like they have a gun to their heads.
This movie feels like an extended SNL sketch.
I saw destruction in their eyes….
two questions:how could this piece of shit cost 20 million dollars? and how the ever loving fuck did it get 6.5 on imdb?
7:38 That guy brought Thomas the Tank Engine to the US? So he brought one the best children's shows and one of the worst (Telletubies) to the US.
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